EDIT: Ack. Sorry, but I don't think I'll be responding to comments on the comics anymore unless it really picks up my interest XD it takes up WAAAYYY too much of my time to do so. Lul. I feel kinda bad, though - everyone deserves a response XD
--- Because everyone should sooooo read Twilight.
BEWARE OF SEMI-LONG RANT.
Augh. I know a lot of people who hate Twilight, especially now that it's gaining popularity. Unfortunately, this is also the reason why more and more people like Twilight. My question is: WHY?!
For one, THE MAIN CHARACTERS ARE ALL FUCKING MARY SUES. Bella is so ridiculously clumsy that, rather than being an endearing character trait, it's a huuuuuge fault. Not only that, but EVERYONE. LOVES. HER. Now why is that? Especially considering the fact that, ummm, she's not supposed to be pretty? Not only that, but she can be such a bitch, too. And in Eclipse, she's downright horny. Pretty sickening, consider the one she wants to get it on with is dead. Damn necrophiliac...
Then there's Edward. He sucks at life, seriously. LOL 102-year-old virgin, anyone? Drama queen. Priss. Tries to be virtuous by refusing to have sex with Bella and PRETTY MUCH ATTEMPTING TO FREAKING RAPE HER AT THE END OF ECLIPSE. WATCHES HER SLEEP. Stalked Bella. And you know what? She didn't even care. She was actually FLATTERED that a potential murderer was following her around and staring at her through her window. Wow. No teenage girl can seriously be that trusting.
And then there's Jacob, who I was too lazy to draw. Two words: Fucking. Rapist.
Okay, so putting characters aside, let's talk about the plot. See the size of the book? Well, take a #2 pencil and admire it's size. Got it to memory? Well, if you chopped out all the bullshit and about 9/10 of Bella's thoughts focused on Edward, that's what the size of Twilight would be. As stated above, in the illustration, 298 pages in New Moon was wasted on the fucking "gaping hole" in Bella's chest. Errr, okay. But Jacob tried to help her! That was made null and void by the fact that she fucking left him to go with the guy who LEFT HER IN THE MIDDLE OF A FOREST AT LIKE MIDNIGHT.
Then there's Eclipse. Oh, Eclipse. Why oh why is Bella important enough to warrant a fucking VAMPIRE ARMY TO GO KILL HER? Seriously. And, oh look! She decides she loves BOTH Edward and Jacob (that whore!)~ Eeeyeah. Okay.
So yeah. I'm really far too lazy to rant more about how there's a lack of real plot and character depth. Yeah...
---
Hahaha, ugly comic. Must go get another sugar cone. I am sooooo remaking this in the future xDDD
Does anyone see the reference to the worst fanfic ever? Enoby srsly reminds me of Bella during New Moon.
I could go on and on. I won't because I'm starting to get bored LOL.
Ahahahaha Ria-chan. I love itt. And my ABSOLUTE FAVORITE PART? The cover to Twilight! HOWEVER DID YOU DRAW THAT. ...Aren't we all supposed to hate Bella anyway? I mean, she's a whore, falls in love with different guys, etc.etc. And it would be just SO EASY to kill her.
Bella IS a fucking whore! I think I pretty much established that fact in peoples' minds by screaming it out right infront of Mr. Mitchell one day. XDDD
Just so you know he didn't leave her at midnight, he left her in midday. And it was cause he thought it was good for her, he blamed himself for James and everything. Also shes not a whore she just loves someone who would of been her boyfriend if Edward died in the early 1900's. One more thing none of the guys are rapists they all just haven't had someone new at the school in like forever. Please before you rant get your facts right!
--
Edward Cullen is HOT!!!
Knock,Knock Who's there? Me! I KILL YOU!!! -Achmed the Dead Terrorist, Jeff Dunham Spark of Insanity
If I spell something wrong, to bad just deal with it!
Hee hee, for the most part, I do have my facts right :3 I just kinda... exaggerated xDDD. Technically, yes, he did leave her at midday (I believe it was after school, and consulting New Moon it was after she went to mail a letter to Renee. Then she decided to be stupid and chase after him - after which she tripped, fell, and passed out. When she woke up it was in the middle of the night, presumably around midnight if you take into consideration the fact that Jacob got to Forks at around 3AM.
Yes, Edward did blame himself for James. He also blamed himself for Jasper. And the Volturi. And, I'm not exactly positive, but Eclipse is all the way across the room, and I don't really feel like walking to get to it, but he also blamed himself for Victoria. He may have thought it was good for her, but in doing so he became a righteous ass. Especially since even his family knew that leaving would be a horrible idea.
Of course none of the guys are the school are rapists o.O That's an obvious hyperbole. However, where I currently live (which is surrounded by two extremely dangerous cities, heh), we tend to call most boys "rapists" if they tend to show any sort of attraction to girls. It's true. But then you have to consider the fact that, in Port Angeles, she was nearly gang-raped (as we can infer by the fact that it's supposedly the same thing that happened to Rosalie). Besides, it's also fairly rare for us to get new students. But when we do, and it's a female, I'm pretty sure a bunch of guys don't immediately start to flock after her o.O
And another note - for us, here in our lovely little suburb, girls are noted as a "whore" if they love two guys. Loving one guy and then feeling attraction to another is something a bit different.
Hee hee, my facts are fairly straight~ But it's been a while since I've reread Twilight, though, so you must forgive my somewhat wayward logic.
-- Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
ROFL...... this cant be the actual gist of the story....right??? ...anyway this is AWSOME!!....sooo its automaticlly added to meh fav's ...even though im a total spazz i would actually LOVE to be emo for 298 pages!!!
--
I R SNEEKY SNAKE! ...AND U R DEAD "here lies whoever-the-hell is reading this"
You know what? I think the only one saving this series for me is Jasper and Alice xDDD
AT LEAST THEY ARE NOT MARY SUES.
I want to pet Jasper. He's like a kitty. A lethal, venomous kitty. Alice is like a hamster. That adorable, peppy hamster that the kitty loves for some reason.
-- Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
New deals posted everyday, starting Black Friday and running through the holiday season! No hassles, no lines - just awesome savings on art, deviantWEAR, Premium Memberships and more!
Daily Literature Deviations is a group that is dedicated to bringing literature to the forefront of the deviantArt community. We attempt to accomplish this by daily featuring Literature artists from around the community that deserve the recognition, but are not getting it. Each day we will feature 5 deviations from the Literature categories in a News Article.
In order to support the artists that we feature, we ask that you the news article as well as check out the individual pieces. We understand that each day you may not be able to check out each and every one of the pieces, everyone has their own things going on. We just ask that you make an attempt to help support the growing Literature community.
Daily Literature Deviations is a group that is dedicated to bringing literature to the forefront of the deviantArt community. We attempt to accomplish this by daily featuring Literature artists from around the community that deserve the recognition, but are not getting it.
Each day we will feature 5 deviations from the Literature categories in a News Article. In order to support the artists that we feature, we ask that you the news article as well as check out the individual pieces. We understand that each day you may not be able to check out each and every one of the pieces, everyone has their own things going on. We just ask that you make an attempt to help support the growing Literature community.
The Deviousness Award is an accolade which is traditionally handed out on the 1st of every month to one trully outstanding deviant. `Cyantre is one of the most helpful deviants within our community. With a positive attitude and a resourceful mind, you can always find him providing support and encouragement to those in need. Always looking for ways in which he can get more involved in our community, John's positive presence is to be aspired to. A well respected poet, John is a must-have on your deviantWATCH to make sure that you don't miss out on your dose of community inspiration. It's with great pleasure that the Deviousness Award for November 2009 goes to... Read More
Comments
And my ABSOLUTE FAVORITE PART?
The cover to Twilight! HOWEVER DID YOU DRAW THAT.
...Aren't we all supposed to hate Bella anyway?
I mean, she's a whore, falls in love with different guys, etc.etc.
And it would be just SO EASY to kill her.
I drew it with my touchpad and stuff... hur hur hur. And Twilight is right next to me, so yeah xDDDD
Psha, I could probably beat the crap out of her. No kidding. And I'm a midget Asian.
--
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
--
RAWR.
It was engraved into my mind the moment I read the part in Eclipse where she said that she loves both Edward and Jacob...
--
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
OHEMGEE THAT IS AMAZING.
xDD
...EVEN I MIGHT BE ABLE TO.
and I'm like. beyond weak, like, lose to kindergardeners at arm wrestling weak.
--
Edward Cullen is HOT!!!
Knock,Knock
Who's there?
Me! I KILL YOU!!!
-Achmed the Dead Terrorist, Jeff Dunham Spark of Insanity
If I spell something wrong, to bad just deal with it!
♫Music is My Drug♫
Yes, Edward did blame himself for James. He also blamed himself for Jasper. And the Volturi. And, I'm not exactly positive, but Eclipse is all the way across the room, and I don't really feel like walking to get to it, but he also blamed himself for Victoria. He may have thought it was good for her, but in doing so he became a righteous ass. Especially since even his family knew that leaving would be a horrible idea.
Of course none of the guys are the school are rapists o.O That's an obvious hyperbole. However, where I currently live (which is surrounded by two extremely dangerous cities, heh), we tend to call most boys "rapists" if they tend to show any sort of attraction to girls. It's true. But then you have to consider the fact that, in Port Angeles, she was nearly gang-raped (as we can infer by the fact that it's supposedly the same thing that happened to Rosalie). Besides, it's also fairly rare for us to get new students. But when we do, and it's a female, I'm pretty sure a bunch of guys don't immediately start to flock after her o.O
And another note - for us, here in our lovely little suburb, girls are noted as a "whore" if they love two guys. Loving one guy and then feeling attraction to another is something a bit different.
Hee hee, my facts are fairly straight~ But it's been a while since I've reread Twilight, though, so you must forgive my somewhat wayward logic.
--
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
...anyway this is AWSOME!!....sooo its automaticlly added to meh fav's
...even though im a total spazz i would actually LOVE to be emo for 298 pages!!!
--
I R SNEEKY SNAKE!
...AND U R DEAD
AT LEAST THEY ARE NOT MARY SUES.
I want to pet Jasper. He's like a kitty. A lethal, venomous kitty. Alice is like a hamster. That adorable, peppy hamster that the kitty loves for some reason.
--
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
--
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
Previous Page12345...Next Page